hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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