there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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