I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize