I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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