Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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