I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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