this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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