I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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