I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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