what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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