I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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