oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
there was a trapeze. enough said
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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