We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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