It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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