This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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