One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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