um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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