Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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