Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I supernannyed him into submission
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
