They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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