just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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