the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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