He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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