Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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