her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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