it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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