I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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