What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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