i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
pop tarts are not kleenex
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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