she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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