She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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