I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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