Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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