Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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