I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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