Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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