I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
bring money and cleavage
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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