do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
