You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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