im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
