You surviving the open bar?
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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