He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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