dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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