still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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