she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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