I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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