Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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