I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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