I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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