Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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