i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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