It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
