that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
True college students do jello shots in the library
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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