As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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