If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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