Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
wow bdsm is so cute
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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