so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
